Ten Best Valentine Paleo Desserts

Grain-Free, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Refined Sugar-Free, and Additive Free

Ten of the best valentine Paleo desserts to make for yourself or that special chocolate lover on the Paleo diet. Happy Valentines Day!

I agree… It’s just another Hallmark holiday where you are damned if you do and damned if you don’t. There are three ways Valentine’s day can play out.

Act One:

If your anything like me, you hate surprises, and your significant other will surprise you with a date night. In the scheme of things, this sounds amazing, right, ladies? NO! It’s horrible. 

No mom wants to be surprised with a date night after a long day of playing mom, housewife and pretending to be a T-Rex all day. You’ve got stains on your t-shirt, you haven’t changed your sweat pants in three days, and who knows when the last time you shaved your legs was. Last week? Two months ago? A year ago? Your guess is as good as mine. 

The last thing you want to do is stress yourself, even more, trying to make yourself look presentable for an hour or two, where you’ll spend most of the night complaining about how much you miss the kids.

Act Two:

Your significant other either will forget or will completely ignore the fact that today is a ‘holiday’ and does absolutely N-O-T-H-I-N-G. So you spend the whole night dropping hints, being passive-aggressive, and saying I’m FINE every time he asks what’s wrong. You go to bed and continue the charade for another day or two before he finally realizes he missed Valentine’s day. You may or may not get some apology roses – keep him if you do. 😉

Finally, Act Three:

You both acknowledge today is, in fact, Valentine’s day. But after the honeymoon years, having kids, and not being able to find a babysitter, you spend the day like any other day. Not only are you both content with that decision, you just saved a bunch of money. 

However you decide to act out this Valentine’s day, make sure you share one (or two – HEY, no judgment!!) of these delicious Paleo desserts with a loved one. 

Ten Best Valentine Paleo Desserts

Each recipe below is from fellow bloggers that specialize in desserts utterly free of refined sugars, grains, gluten, legumes (including peanuts and soy), dairy, chemicals, and additives. Indulge by yourself or with a loved one! Enjoy!

Chocolate Covered Strawberry Skewers

Photo Credit: strengthandsunshine.com

Spicy Chocolate Hearts

Photo Credit: mindbodyandspiritwellbeing.com

Chocolate Mousse

Photo Credit: evolvingtable.com

Double Chocolate Bundt Cake

Photo Credit: meaningfuleats.com

Strawberry Fudge Bites

Photo Credit: powered-by-mom.com

Vanilla Cupcakes w/ Coconut Cream Frosting

Photo Credit: justbeetit.com

No-Cake Chocolate Cheesecake

Photo Credit: thatgirlcookshealthy.com

Chocolate Crepes w/ Strawberries

Photo Credit: evolvingtable.com

Strawberries w/ Whipped Coconut Cream

Photo Credit: thatgirlcookshealthy.com

Maple Tahini Fudge

Photo Credit: strengthandsunshine.com

More Paleo Desserts

Chocolate Covered Cherries

Chocolate Pudding

Homemade Chocolate

Two Minute Chocolate Mug Cake